What NOT to do in the Emirates? – 11 Mistakes That Could Cost You More Than a Camel Selfie

Dubai tempts with gold, luxury and… a ticket for short shorts. The United Arab Emirates is a fascinating country of contrasts – futuristic skyscrapers and strict rules that can surprise even experienced globetrotters. Before you set off for Instagram shots under the Burj Khalifa – read what it is better NOT to do to avoid a cultural faux pas or a visit to the police station.

1. Don’t kiss in public (even if you’re married)

In the Emirates, we show affection… discreetly. Kisses, hugs, holding hands – all of this can be considered a public display of affection and be not only frowned upon, but also punishable. Yes, even if you’ve been married for 20 years.

➡️ True story : A couple of tourists were fined for kissing on JBR beach. Just 2 seconds of affection, and it ended with a fine of 1,000 AED (~1100 PLN). While in the center of Dubai everything goes unpunished, the further into the emirates you go, the less welcome such gestures are.

Rule : feelings – in the hotel. Photos – no too much cuddling.

2. Don’t show too much skin… because you’re not in Ibiza

Even though Dubai is hot (literally and metaphorically), leave the beach style for the beach. In galleries, restaurants and museums, the dress code officially requires covering shoulders and knees . Sheer clothes? Mini? XXL cleavage? It will be awkward – or you simply won’t get in.

➡️ Pro tip : Bring a thin scarf or kimono – perfect for throwing on in malls like the Dubai Mall.

📍 Attraction: Dubai Mall – free admission

3. Don’t drink alcohol anywhere (this is not Spain)

The Emirates are not a country of prohibition, but… you can’t buy alcohol in a grocery store. There are special stores that sell alcohol, but you can only drink it in the privacy of your room 😉 or… You can only drink it in licensed premises – mainly hotels. A walk with a beer on the beach or a “drink” in the subway? A big blunder – and a ticket.

📍 Attraction: Pier 7 in Dubai Marina – 7 floors of restaurants with alcohol menu and view. Drink price: AED 45–75 (~PLN 50–85). Here you can legally!

4. Don’t criticize religion, government or… camels

The Emirates is a country where respect for Islam and the authorities is essential. Even a joke, a meme or a comment on social media can get you into trouble – even after you return to your home country.

📍 Attraction: Sheikh Zayed Mosque in Abu Dhabi – free admission, abaya rental for women, mandatory covering of hair and shoulders. An unforgettable place – and no jokes.

5. Do not swear, do not insult, do not use gestures (seriously, even on the road!)

In the Emirates, politeness is sacred. Shouting, cursing, the “middle finger” – even when emotional – can result in arrest, fine or deportation . Even in an Uber or when the air conditioning is jammed.

➡️ Interesting fact: An insult on the internet (e.g. a comment on TripAdvisor) is also punishable. You have the right to your opinion, but do it in a civilized manner!

6. Don’t take pictures of everything – especially people

In the Emirates, it is illegal to photograph strangers without their consent , especially women and families. A selfie from the beach? Sure. A selfie with an Emirati woman in an abaya without asking? Fast track to the police station.

📍 Safe attractions to photograph:

• • The View at The Palm – entry from AED 100 (~PLN 110), drone-like view.
• • Desert Safari – price: from AED 250 (~PLN 270) with dinner and belly dancing.
• • Ain Dubai (ferris wheel)
• • Dubai Frame – price: AED 50 (~PLN 55), Insta-frame guaranteed.

Conclusion: Remember that you are a guest

The Emirates is not just about the glitz of skyscrapers and air-conditioned shopping. It is also a place where tradition has a voice. By following the rules, you show respect – and it always comes back. And if you want to be amazed, and not have an adventure with the law – just… listen, observe and adapt.

FAQ – 5 most common questions from tourists:

1. Can I really get a ticket for kissing?
Yes – especially in public places like beaches, the metro or galleries. A ticket is one thing, but you can also get arrested.

2. Do I have to wear a headscarf as a tourist?
Only in mosques or during religious ceremonies.

3. Can I drink alcohol in an Airbnb apartment?
Just make sure the neighbors don’t hear and the apartment is returned intact ;-). It’s safer to drink only in hotels and licensed bars.

4. Can I take pictures of people in a market or souk?
Not without their permission – it’s best to ask. There are souks in Dubai where some stalls have “No Photo” signs.

5. Is a selfie with a camel in the desert a good idea?
Yes! But it’s nice to ask the owner for permission – and don’t scare the animal with a flash. Camels on safari are trained for this, so take it easy.

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